2. I took Halloween off and this week as well.
3. Bill is at a pop punk fest in Gainesville, and I like the loneliness.
4. I have several rules about Halloween costumes. They must be created, not bought. Sexy ones are beneath Superior Females like myself. They must be scary because the scrim between the living and the dead is thinnest, and you must fool the undead.
5. Past Halloween costumes have been Norwegian Black Metal Dude (mistaken as Marilyn Manson), Zodiac Killer (with handmade executioner's hood), and Squeaky Fromme with X'd forehead.
6. Given my limited time, I decided to be a zombie. I combined lipstick and eyelash glue to make clotted blood.
7. The Undead Chelsea Clinton?
8. Fatty laughed because I was pretty curls as I walked up the stairs, then had a scary face as I turned the corner.
9. I loved being a zombie, and I will make it more gory next year.
10. Chloe, Fatty, and I went to party in Manhattan. The guys were frat-boy types, and the girls were in sexy costumes and lame (as most girls are, sadly). “What are you?!” many of them asked.
11. The guys were friendly though, and there's something about zombies that bring all the boys to the yard, which I don't understand but find amusing.
12. The apartment was fratty in that there was no furniture except for a huge flat screen TV and framed Sin City pictures. It made me make sure that I didn't leave my drink unattended.
13. Also, in one of the bedrooms, some dude had not one, but two, packs of Trojans conspicuously out near his bed, as if to say, “I get laid so often, it's not worth putting these away. Ultra pleasure or ultra thin, ladies?”
14. “Oh you,” I thought endearingly to the dimwit they belonged to.
15. I'm being bitchy, but I had an excellent time. I laughed at Captain Pickard and Rocky Balboa cutting lines, and the best costume was a tie between Karl Lagerfeld and a Louis Vuitton bag.
16. We left around 2, and it was crazy. There were a lot of drunks, a lot of crazies, and a lot of drunk crazies. When we got on the train (no cabs would take us to Brooklyn), a scary guy tried to shake down someone for money. We all ran to the other side of train and protected ourselves with a gaggle of gays in Reno 911 outfits.
17. Later, Fatty and I were scared of the Joker on the other side of the train and ran in terror up the subway steps onto the Eastern Parkway and home.
18. It took me twenty minutes of scrubbing and scrapping to get all the lipstick off of me.
19. In the morning, Fatty and Figgy shared loving moments together on the bed while she petted him and he flopped his fuzzy tail in her face.
20. We had brunch with Chloe at Tom's Restaurant. A crazy lady was yelling at the line about her tortured ancestors, and I saw a pit bull fight.
21. We went to the Farmer's Market, and later I went to Chloe's to meet George, her new kitty.
22. He's a skinny tuxedo with gold eyes who licks himself too much because he's nervous.
23. Chloe and I had a mini art day, and I tried to draw George but he wiggled too much.
24. Clindagel + Tazorac = AWESOME!
25. Cindy Loo Whoo + Zeena La Vey (smiling)
1 comments:
You are looking particularly gorgeous these days, even as the undead.
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